I’m Not a Psychopath, I’m a Scrub Tech Hoodie
Because OR Humor Is the Best Scalpel
Scrub in and stand out with this hoodie that’s softer than a perfectly folded 4x4 and more comforting than finding the missing needle in your count. Made for scrub techs, surgical enthusiasts, or anyone who knows the importance of a little gallows humor, this hoodie tackles your wardrobe woes with precision and snark.
Crafted with the finesse of a surgeon’s knot, the Bella + Canvas 3719 Pullover Fleece Hoodie is the ultimate blend of style and utility. Its super-soft fleece is warmer than the OR after your surgeon decides the air conditioning is “too much,” and the white cord drawstring keeps it looking sharp enough to suture up your off-duty style. With kangaroo pockets ready to hold your snacks or spare hemostats (we won’t ask), and a flattering fit that rivals even the best surgical gown draping, this hoodie solves your “what to wear” dilemma STAT.
Whether you're in the locker room, grocery store, or just letting the world know you're probably not a psychopath, this hoodie is the wearable dose of comfort and personality you’ve been looking for.
Unique Features:
- Crafted for Comfort: Expertly tailored from premium-grade ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece, our Bella + Canvas 3719 Pullover Fleece Hoodie offers exceptional softness and durability, ensuring comfort and style for all occasions.
- Built to Last: Constructed with durability in mind, our Fleece Hoodie maintains a sharp appearance and endures the rigors of daily wear.
- Easy-Care: Washing is a breeze—simply turn it inside out and machine wash in cold water with like colors. For drying, tumble dry on low heat.
- Perfect Fit: Our hoodie includes a white cord drawstring, kangaroo pockets, ribbed cuffs and waistband, and side-seamed construction. This unisex design provides a flattering silhouette for all bodies, ensuring a comfortable and stylish fit for everyone.
Each order is lovingly packaged and ready to be cherished for a lifetime!