"I’m Not a Psychopath, I’m a Scrub Tech" Sweatshirt 

 Humor Sharp Enough to Cut Through the OR Tension

This sweatshirt doesn’t just make a statement—it makes an incision. Whether you’re navigating life in the OR or out in the wild where people actually think you’re a nurse (ugh), this snarky Bella + Canvas 3719 Pullover Fleece Hoodie is here to scrub out misunderstandings and suture up your style.

Made with premium materials as dependable as your favorite suture scissors, this hoodie delivers the cozy confidence you need. The super-soft fleece is warmer than the heated blanket you wish your OR had, while the white cord drawstring adds a touch of sterile swag. Kangaroo pockets are perfect for hiding your caffeine stash or pretending you don’t have to fetch one more thing for the surgeon. And with ribbed cuffs and a flattering fit, this hoodie is proof that you can look sharp without the scalpel.

So whether you’re suiting up for post-call errands or just want a subtle reminder to the world that scrub techs have skills (and a dark sense of humor), this hoodie has you covered—literally

Unique Features:

• Crafted for Comfort: Expertly tailored from premium-grade ring-spun cotton and polyester fleece, our Bella + Canvas 3719 Pullover Fleece Hoodie offers exceptional softness and durability, ensuring comfort and style for all occasions.
• Built to Last: Constructed with durability in mind, our Fleece Hoodie maintains a sharp appearance and endures the rigors of daily wear.
• Easy-Care: Washing is a breeze—simply turn it inside out and machine wash in cold water with like colors. For drying, tumble dry on low heat.
• Perfect Fit: Our hoodie includes a white cord drawstring, kangaroo pockets, ribbed cuffs and waistband, and side-seamed construction. This unisex design provides a flattering silhouette for all bodies, ensuring a comfortable and stylish fit for everyone.

Each order is lovingly packaged and ready to be cherished for a lifetime!